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Guttermouth – Lipstick

Guttermouth – Lipstick On a Tuesday afternoon my mom came in my room and said get the fuck up outta bed and get a god damned job so I told her hey hey fuck you mom and threw the phone at her head but I missed and hit her in the snatch so I slammed the door in her face and said don’t ever barge in my room or I’ll kick your ass and call the cops and tell them I’m abused and you’ll wind up in jail while I go snowboard in vail no one to post your bail cuz daddy loves me more he says that you’re a You’re worthless, you’re lazy, you’re stupid a little over weight now give me 20 bucks Mommy, you’re worthless, you’re lazy, you’re stupid a little over weight now give me 20 bucks no make it 50 bucks Now mom writes me letters I write return to sender let her rot there in her cell I watch the dogs mate on her bed sorry mommy I had to pawn the china silver and all your jewelry I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you you’re lazy, you’re stupid a little over weight now give me 20 bucks Mommy, You’re worthless, you’re lazy, you’re stupid a little over weight now give me 20 bucks no make it 50 bucks no make it 60 bucks make it 75 why don’t you just give me your whole gad damn purse I hope you’re having fun rotting in jail maybe I’ll come visit you, nah enjoy your stretch in jail


25 Responses to “Guttermouth – Lipstick”

  1. mmiller6465 says:

    haha omg so oldskool fuck yeah!

  2. mustangmoon95 says:

    my mom sucks

  3. silentrico69 says:

    did he die?

  4. Milkshake2010M says:

    This song is worthless

  5. MrRuigni says:

    And so are you. This is a great song.

  6. zapper922 says:

    lol these guys are AWESOME live its like a wicked concert and a comedy show at the same time

  7. madvegan66 says:

    I almost feel bad for loving this song, my mom totally rocks, she’s amazing!

  8. MSIturnedmegay says:

    Happy mothers day… now gimme 20 bucks

  9. Ryd3r22 says:

    @mattdogggg same

  10. pv5454 says:

    i like this song because my moms a bitch.

  11. prince147258369 says:

    man, this makes me feel good about my stupid mom….

  12. scottsnothing says:

    love this tune !!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. pinkywetpants182 says:

    @mattdogggg i love my mom too!! and i cant talk to her like that but this song is sickkk!!!

  14. Scartortion says:

    Fucking AMAZING song.

  15. Nice6cube says:

    i remember jammin’ this song before(with my headphones on) while my mom was scolding me. haha
    this song rocks!!

  16. bigpiney1000 says:

    viva punk rock

  17. kevinsantore says:

    my mom loves this fucking song, lol, we sung along with the song on the way home from the probation office today

  18. poly306 says:

    @kevinsantoreSHE DIDN’T GET MAD?

  19. poly306 says:

    I LOVE MY MOM, BUT I REALLY LOVE THIS PART…

    YOU’RE WORTHLESS,
    YOU’RE LAZY
    YOURE STUPID
    A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT
    NOW GIVE ME 20 BUCKS!

  20. Horrorskope says:

    This song is obviousy a satire, you guys.

  21. chaosnewterer says:

    @mustangmoon95 i have a feeling it’s you. i could be misinformed though. if you’re too dumb to figure out what i’m saying, i’m saying your mom sucks for not have having an abortion.

  22. chaosnewterer says:

    this is teh suck

  23. Sinfull702x602 says:

    the lyrics are really fucked up, but this song is too awesome.

  24. mustangmoon95 says:

    @chaosnewterer it aint me it is her ask anyone she a bicth

  25. chaosnewterer says:

    @mustangmoon95 pussy

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